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Clint Eastwood (Dean)

James Lipton (Founder)

Omar from The Wire (Asst. Dean)

The 4th (Doctor Who): Science

 Chuck: Computer Science 

 Dr. Gregory House, M.D.: Medical Science

 John Nash: Mathematics

 Daniel Faraday (L O S T): Theoretical Physics

 Carl Sagan: Astronomy

 Walter White (Breaking Bad): Chemistry

 Dr. Heiter (The Human Centipede): Biology

 Steve Zissou: Marine Biology

 Hannibal Lecter: Psychology
 Agents Mulder and Scully: Parapsychology
 Dr. Alan Grant (Jurassic Park): Paleontology
 Dr. Indiana Jones: Archaeology
 Bill Nye: Lab Maintenance & Administration

Q: Engineering

Tony Stark (Iron Man): Mechanical Engineering
     Scotty: Astronautical Engineering
     Jeremy Clarkson: Automotive Engineering
     Dr. Strangelove: Nuclear Engineering
     Daniel Plainview (There Will Be Blood): Civil Engineering
     Wikus (District 9): Biological Engineering
     MacGyver: Practical Engineering
     Scarecrow (Batman): Pharmacological Engineering
     Mythbusters: Applied Physics
     The Architect (non-existent Matrix sequel): Architecture
     Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men): Actuarial Sciences

Gordon Gekko: Business

Michael Bluth: Capital Restructuring
    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PUBLIC SPEAKING
    Patrick Bateman from American Psycho: Mergers & Acquisitions
    Clay Davis (The Wire): Corporate Raiding
    Don Draper (Mad Men): Marketing
    Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller: Economics
    Hans Gruber (Die Hard): Hostile Takeovers
    Tony Soprano: Business Management
    Stringer Bell: Transitional Business Management
    Michael Scott: Practical Business Management

Saul Goodman: Law

Bob Loblaw: Corporate Law
     Atticus Finch: Criminology
     Robocop: Criminal Justice
     Dexter: Forensics
     Jack Bauer: Ethics
     George Bluh Sr. (Pop-pop): Business Ethics!
     Denny Crane: Tactical Litigation
     Marko Ramius (The Hunt for Red October): Maritime Law
     Rose Byrne: Tort Law --what a dollface!
     Charlie Kelly: Bird Law
     John McClane (Die Hard): Habeas Corpus Law Specialization

Bob Ross: Arts

Sal Romano (Mad Men): Graphic Arts
     Armond White: Film
     Dr. Tobias Fünke: Theatre
     Zoolander: Fashion
     Jeff Jeffries (Rear Window): Photography
     Jackson Pollock: Painting
     Gordan Ramsey: Culinary Arts
     James Mason as Humbert Humbert (Lolita): Literature
     John Williams: Music and Band
     Neil Patrick Harris: Choir
     River Tam: Dance

Junior Healy (Problem Child 2): Humanities

Charles Foster Kane: Journalism
     Pierce Brosnan: Diplomacy
     Harry Powell (Night of The Hunter): Theology
     The Dude: Philosophy
     Dr. Strangelove: Political Science
     David Ducovny (Californication): Women's Studies
     (Inglourious Basterds): World Languages
     Rex Harrison as Dr. Higgins (My Fair Lady): Linguistics
     Al Swearengen (Deadwood): American History
     Daniel Jackson (Stargate Sg-1): Ancient History
     Ash (Army of Darkness): Medieval History
     GOB with Franklin the puppet: African-American History
 

Coach Norman Dale (Hoosiers): Sports

Happy Gillmore: Golf
     Emilio Estevez: Hockey
     Forrest Gump: Track & Field
     Rocky: Boxing
     O.J. Simpson: Football
     Kevin Costner: Baseball
     Leonidas: Weightlifting
     Jules Paxton (Bend it Like Beckham): Soccer

     Other Faculty

Richard Alpert (L O S T): Student Advisor
     Anthony Head (Giles from Buffy): Librarian
     Joan Holloway (Mad Men): Clerical Administration
     R. Lee Ermey (Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket): R.O.T.C. Commander
     Eric Cartman: Hall Monitor
     Dr. Simon Tam: Campus Health
     Frank Martin (Transporter): Campus Transportation
     The Janitor: Janitor
     Groundskeeper Willy: Groundskeeper